TJ Miller does not have a blog

I shouldn't have a blog. This is my blog about it.

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Thursday, September 22, 2005

I'm posting again

I'm blogging again. I can't really see why. I have so much work to do at work, and I can't even believe it. Today I had lunch with Lauren Bishop. She is a woman that German men are attracted to, and is on
and might be on
It's pretty sweet to eat Thai food with this girl. I got to tell you. She's funny because she can't talk right now--she had surgery done on her vocal chords. I like that she is smart and wise, even though she's older than me. I hope that we can lunch again. I really liked her shoes, and I made a joke about how they were nice, but underneath that joke was a sincere compliment about a pair of really great red shoes, with plastic transparent/red flower things on them. I have done little work lately and keep drinking beer and it keeps making me drunk. I have a stand up show tonight where I will perform 25-30 minutes of my stand-up comedy. It is primarily designed for laughter. I'm not as prepared as I should be. I'm really feeling an undercurrent of depression and it's starting to lift--but it's still present. I'm going to a therapist soon so that should be good, but to be honest, I couldn't afford anything except a pet therapist, so I told him i'm bringing my dog, and then I'm just going to say that I forgot it and then ease into the session myself. I hope it works. I'm going to stop looking at pornography online because it takes up too much of my time. I don't really find pleasure in it, but the problem is, I kind of feel like it's rude if I close a window without masturbating to it. Kind of an insult to the people involved. So every time I click out and it pops up, I have to masturbate again and that takes forever. I've don't know if you've tried to close browser windows with pornography but sometimes 15 pop ups can come right after. My body wasn't made for this kind of etiquette. I have to stop being worried about offending these people.

Anyway, I think I ate Pad Thai today.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005


I'll be updating my blog as often as I can. I will try to update it every four minutes. I can't promise I'll always do that, but you should check to see if I've updated every five minutes, because there will be periods of time when I am updating constantly, and then other periods where I am inactive for periods of up to and including several months. I ate two reese's peanut butter cups and feel guilty about it.

Bobbi Sampson

I have absolutely no reason to be publishing events from my day on the internet. Not about Bobbi Sampson. She works in my office. She just said something about how I was going to give her a present that was raw food on a leash. What is she talking about? How weird is that?!

My first Blog

I really don't think that I should have a blog. I think blogging is sort of ridiculous, because most of it is uninteresting and useless information, or information that should privately held. In a way this is the manifestation of how ego maniacal human beings are that they would all believe what they write in their journal would be appreciated by the rest of the populace. See, now I'm all worried that people are going to think I was using really big words to try and convey how much I think about stuff. I hate that. I also am pissed that my shoelaces are so thin on my new dress shoes. They keep coming undone. Who could possibly wear these shoes like this and not have the laces come undone? Those sorts of things make me so mad, but then I forget about them so quickly? How can that be?